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Gag gifts & novelty

Gifts for people
who are a lot.

A home for gifts that confuse, delight, and somehow still say "I care." Browse our growing collection of seriously unserious gifts for every occasion.

Everything we make
Delulu Box
Nested empty boxes, one witty note. The anticipation is the gift.
From $18
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Delulu Degree
Fake certificate, real parchment. For accomplishments nobody asked to be recognised.
$24
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Delulu Trophy
A real engraved trophy for completely ridiculous achievements.
From $29
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Delulu Roast
Delilah writes a personalised roast. Printed on a card and posted.
$18
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Delilah Calls
Delilah calls at a scheduled time and delivers a script. They have no idea.
$15
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Delulu Pills
Prescription candy in an official bottle. For people who need to calm down.
From $12
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Meet Delilah

Not sure what to send?
Delilah knows.

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Okay hi, hello —

Delilah is your personal gift advisor. Tell her about the person you have in mind — she'll find the perfect gift across our entire collection.

"Tell me who this is for and I'll find something they'll never forget."

Stay in the loop.
We promise to be annoying about it.

New products, limited drops, and Delilah's unsolicited opinions — delivered to your inbox.

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Tier
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Note
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Gift
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Delivery
5
Review
Choose your tier.
More boxes means more anticipation. We'll let you decide how much they deserve.
The Starter
$18
3 boxes
The Classic
$28
5 boxes · Popular
The Maximalist
$42
7 boxes
Pick your note.
Choose a category, select a note, or write your own. Keep it short — the boxes did the heavy lifting.
Birthday
Just Because
Congrats
Get Well
Breakup Survival
Office
OR WRITE YOUR OWN
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Add a real gift?
Totally optional. The box is already complete on its own — but if you want something waiting at the very end, pick one below. It'll be nestled inside the innermost box.
All
Under $15
$15 – $30
$30+

Something specific in mind? We can include a custom gift — just get in touch.

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Where's it going?
We ship in a completely plain outer box. No branding on the outside — they won't see it coming.
One last look.
Make sure everything looks right before we send it on its way.
:)

It's on its way.

Your beautifully packaged gift has been dispatched. They have no idea what's coming. Or rather, what's hiding inside all those boxes.

Chat with Delilah.

Your personal gift advisor. Pick a mode — she'll do the rest.

Choose Delilah's mode
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Delilah
Hype Girl Mode
Online
Hype level
20%
New product

Delulu Pills.

A prescription bottle of sweet and sour candy for people who need to calm down. Officially labelled. Medically questionable. Completely necessary.

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DELULU THINGS™
CHILL PILL
Sweetness Supplements · 60 count
Patient: Recipient Name
Rx: Take 2 when life feels unfair
Dr: Dr. Delilah, IQA
Refills: Unlimited
Keep out of reach of adults who take themselves too seriously. Side effects: smiling.
Chill Pill · Sweet candy · $16
Prescribe your Pills.
Every field updates the label live. Choose your variant, personalise the prescription, and we'll handle the rest.
Choose your variant
Chill Pill
For general grumpiness and mild saltiness.
Sweet pastel candy
$14
Sour Patch
For the truly difficult. A shock to the system.
Sour candy
$14
Sweet & Sour Mix
Life is complicated. So is this.
Mixed sweet & sour
$15
Placebo
It's all in their head, darling.
Plain mints
$12
Patient name (recipient)
Prescription instructions
When life feels unfair
Before replying to texts
Take 3 and go outside
For Monday mornings
Take 2, call no one
Write my own
Bottle size
Small · 30 count
Standard · 60 count
Family Size · 120 count
Industrial · 200 count
Amber bottle, printed label, candy inside
Ships within 3–5 business days
$16
New product

Delilah Calls.

Book a prank call. Delilah will call your recipient at a scheduled time, deliver the script, and leave them utterly delighted and confused. You won't be on the call. You'll just know.

Who is Delilah calling?
Choose a script
Birthday Roast
Delilah calls to personally deliver a roast in honour of their birthday. She will be warm. She will be devastating. Happy birthday.
Fake Award Notification
"Congratulations — you've been selected for the Delulu Achievement Award. Please hold for your citation." Full ceremony. Entirely fake.
Fake Job Offer
"We'd like to offer you a position at The Institute of Questionable Accomplishments." Very official. Very not real. Very confusing.
Wellness Check
"We've received reports that you're thriving. We're calling to verify this." Deeply sincere. Mildly threatening. Fully confusing.
Pure Chaos
No script. Just Delilah. She'll improvise based on whatever you tell her about this person. We cannot be held responsible.
Tell Delilah about them (optional but recommended)
Schedule the call
All times are EST. We'll call within 15 minutes of your chosen time.
Your details

How it works: After booking, our team reviews your script and context. Delilah (a real human, in character) calls at your scheduled time. You'll receive an email confirmation and a summary of the call afterwards. We don't record calls without consent.

One prank call · ~3–5 minutes
Confirmation email sent within 1 hour of booking
$15
AI-powered

The Delulu Roast.

Tell Delilah about someone. She'll write them a personalised roast, printed on a card and posted to their door.

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A personal message from Delilah
For Your Victim
Delilah is waiting for the details. She already has thoughts.
— Delilah, Gift Hype Advisor, Delulu Things
Delilah is writing your roast...
Tell Delilah everything.
The more she knows, the more devastating the roast. Choose your mode.
Recipient's name
Describe them in a few sentences
The weirder and more specific, the better the roast.
Occasion
Recipient's name
Their most annoying habit
Their most delusional belief about themselves
Their signature move or catchphrase
One thing they'd never admit
Occasion
Printed card posted to recipient
Ships within 3–5 business days
$18
New product

The Delulu Trophy.

A real, physical, properly engraved trophy for accomplishments nobody asked to be recognised. But here we are.

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Awarded to
Your Name
World's Okayest Employee
Selected size
Classic · 8" · $44
Build your Trophy.
Every field updates the trophy live. Engraved, assembled, and posted to you.
Choose your size
Mini
5 inches
$29
Classic
8 inches · Popular
$44
Champion
12 inches
$64
Recipient's name
Achievement
Work
Life
Relationships
Sports
Custom
Year
Engraved & posted
Ships within 5–7 business days
$44
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Delivery
2
Review
Where's it going?
We'll engrave and post your trophy within 5–7 business days.
One last look.
Make sure everything is correct before we send it to engrave.

Trophy on its way.

Your engraved trophy is being assembled and posted. They are going to love this. Probably.

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Delivery
2
Review
Where's it going?
We'll print your degree and post it in a tube within 3–5 business days.
One last look.
Make sure everything is correct before we send it to print.

Degree dispatched.

Your completely fake, beautifully official certificate is being printed and posted. They have absolutely earned this.

Concept preview

Find the perfect gift.
Tell Delilah how you want them to feel.

Not just Delulu Things — Delilah recommends from a curated catalog of seriously unserious gifts. Yours, and beyond.

Concept preview. Delilah recommends from a mix of Delulu Things originals and curated partner products. Products marked "Partner" would link out to retailers — this is the affiliate model in action. Tell Delilah the feeling you want to create and she'll find the right gift.

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Delilah
Gift Finder · Delulu Things
Online
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Hello darling. Tell me — how do you want them to feel when they receive this gift?

Not what they like. Not the occasion. The feeling.
I want them to laugh
Feel special
Completely confused
Cheer them up
Tease them
Feel celebrated
The full catalog
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You have questions

We have answers.
Mostly honest ones.

Everything you need to know about our gift service. Yes, the boxes are really empty. No, we are not sorry.

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Still confused, darling?

Delilah can answer your very specific questions and help you pick the perfect gift while she's at it.

New product

The Delulu Degree.

A beautifully printed, completely official-looking, entirely fake certificate of achievement. For accomplishments that deserve recognition, even if nobody asked.

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The Royal College of Delusional Excellence
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Proudly and Unnecessarily Presents
Hereby Confers the Degree of
Doctor of Philosophy
in the distinguished field of
Delusional Optimism
Upon the deserving individual known as
Your Name Here
"For extraordinary commitment to believing everything will work out, against all available evidence, and inspiring others to do the same."
Delilah Worthington
Grand Provost
Official Seal
Reginald P. Nowhere
Dean of Nothing
Awarded this day, 3rd of May, 2026
Customise your Degree.
Every field updates the certificate live. When you're happy, order and we'll print and post it in a tube.
Recipient's name
Awarding institution
The Royal College of Delusional Excellence
Personality & Life
The Institute of Questionable Accomplishments
Work & Skills
Field of study
Personality
Work
Life Skills
Food
Custom
Date on certificate
Printed & posted in a tube
Ships within 3–5 business days
$24